Ban the person above you!

Banned for... not paying attention? Idk.

Banned because you're banning him for not paying attention when you obv aren't paying attention yourself.

Banned for abbreviating "obvious". =P

Banned for saying that "Banned for abbreviating "obvious"." is equal to P (and is therefore equal to peeing, thereby you are incinuating that by saying "obv." instead of "obviously" I have done a pee)

Bannes for bein all technical n.. stuff.. XP

banned for posting so frequently in this thread

Banned for your neat signature and for banning someone for being active in the forum... D:

Banned for being Morticia. :o

Banned for having a siggy made my me xD

Banned cuz you totally rock my socks in Photoshop! hhahh