Ban the person above you!

banned for not understanding

Banned because that is the norm. I understand pretty much nothing, i'm in a constant state of non-understanding - when (and if) i understand something, people feel the need to explain it to me as they don't believe that i understand it.

banned for explaining something that gave me a headache

Banned because you have a headache due to other factors un-associated with here. Like those alien eggs and the lobster claw

Banned for using big words that im to tired to understand o.O

Banned for not understanding a less complex post than the post previous to that which i have most recently posted in this thread (aside from this one)

Banned for dragging out your ban comment

Banned because i like dragging things out.

Banned for not giving me your phone number XD

Banned because it's too expensive to phone me