Ban the person above you!

banned for being mean to the noob

Banned because it wa deserved. How dare they insult the game.
oh damn, i just lost the game (you know ... THE game)

banned for abusing your goddess powers

banned for thinking she has any powers

Banned because he doesn't think, he knows :)

banned for being egotistical

Banned because i'm not being egotistical if it's the truth. O.o
:P

Banned because I'm God.

Banned because it's nice to see you banning again :P

Banned for banning for someone who is banning again.