Ban the person above you!

Banned for banning somebody who banned somebody for not banning him

Banned for using the word "ban" too many times.

banned for not banning somebody who banned somebody for banning somebody for banned somebody for not banning somebody

banned for hiding weapons of mass destruction that no-one knows about, not even you.

Banned for having weapons of mass destruction out in the open.

Banned for not using them.

Banned for uing them but no one noticed(which means wer all dead whichout knowing)

Banned for being undead.

Banned cuz I felt like it!

Banned for being an underground racer, what's wrong with above-ground racers????