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Where do you work? Asparagus

i work in a five star resort its a
pain in the ass

I'm guessing this would be a bad idea:
Cop: I'm smelling marijuana
Driver: (leans slightly forward toward cop) Sniff. Odd, all I smell is bacon.

XD i saw this on a cops video comment :p

Implying:
A: the cop is a pig
Or most likely:
B: the cop has great taste in food
Or
C: he ran out of marijuana and had to light up some Bacon instead.

XD if you want to get a feel of what my co-workers are like we made a twitter for a guy who is quite bad funny as hell though its ****gordsays @gordsays

danm you censor picking up even not spaced words ***** gord says

ok censor sucks here is the link **** Gord Says (gordsays) on Twitter

Censored links. Lol

XD 90% of thoes things hes talking to me like the sitting across from an ass hole (that was me) im jaden so he wanted to beat me up but my boss said no fighting the mom selling cookies was to me (kind of an inside joke) and a bunch more this guy is 40 :D

1: Are those tweets responses to something else
2: Either I'm using twitter wrong or there is literally nothing to it
3: What do people see in twitter...