Favorite Quotes

A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
-George Patton

no tv and no beer make homer something something...

Go crazy? Dont mind if I do!!

Shoot first, then shoot the survivors so you don't have to ask questions.

"Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game."
- Guybrush Threepwood

I never pay any money for video games xD

That's cause you're so awesome people just *give* you games, right? :P

I'm so awesome I *give* myself games :p

"If you dont serve in battle you serve in the firing line"
Dawn of war.


"FOR THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!"

"For the Emperor!!!!!"

"Green is best"


"WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH"


Various dawn of war 40k quotes.

"I recently tried quitting drinking a women....worst twenty minutes of my life."

"Of course there's a time when I dont drink, I dont drink when I'm sleeping."

"Who is Pele? Is more handsome then me?"

-George Best