Count to 30 without the MEMBERS posting

I pity the foo who thinks it's 1

'cuz it's 0

What are you talking about its -1

-2, cause Im 1337

-3, cause of something

-4 I will win

- 5 almost at -6

-6, now what?

-7 ahh thats what.

-8, Im getting further away

-9, almost now