Ban the person above you!

Banned because I already own the elephants :P

Banned because you're gonna be a salamander

banned for raining outside even though I was told it wasn't going to rain today.

Banned for believing what you were told.

Banned because I'm tired

banned for being tired. no one is allowed to be tired here!

Banned for telling me what I can and can't do.

banned for having a capital in the middle of your name

banned for not having a capital in the middle of your name :P

Banned for not being banned in almost 2 months