____ or ____?

a barrel fish, no one likes snails.

Like to live in a small house or a big house?

Small house.
They're cozy.

Cooking yourself or microwavable stuff?

Cooking my self. Microwavable stuff is all slimy and soft.

Watch Anime or Read Manga

Read manga, I get more out of it.

Pool or beach?

BEACH. Kids pee in the pool and the pee to water ratio is much higher than in the ocean not that I go in anyways. I prefer to sit in the sand and make sand things.

CHAIR OR STOOL

Chairs. They are normally more comfortable.

tall or short

Tall - short people annoy me (not all small people, but a huge majority)

Harry potter or lord of the rings?

Defiantly Harry Potter.

Slide phone or flip phone?

Slide Phone FTW
Flip phones are just too clunky imo..

Console or Desktop

Desktop, you can do everything a console can do and more.

The Final Countdown or Eye of the Tiger