Funny Funny

A boy goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, is god a boy or a girl?"
"Honey, he is both."
Later he approaches his father and asks, "Dad, is god black or white?"
"Son, he is both."
At the dinner table that afternoon, the kid says, "Mom,dad, is Michael Jackson god?

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hehe, nice one >_<

Nice lol kinda stupid but still got a little laugh outta me

haha, MJ jokes are always funny!

Yeah, I agree. If you tell them right.

Old, but still good :)

As long it's not another Chuck Norris joke I'm good...

I agree, Chuck Norris jokes are just stupid. [Swears at Chuck Norris]

Hehe, nice joke

There are a lot of Michael Jackson and Chuck Norris jokes. The Michael Jasckson ones don't get old as fast though. Nobody wants to hear about Chuck Norris.:rolleyes1:

thats cuz chuck is old news now, he died in that movie once i remember but then somehow he came back to life, kinda retarded, i crack on MJ from time to time lol

sad story: his bday is the same day as mine lol ;(

haha lucky you...
+ ur birthday is 1 day after the forums birthday correct?
hehehe

yup - one of my cousins bday is a day after mine - my sis's bday is 3 days after mine lol :D gotta love that family

haha nice, ur before her...
all the money gets wasted on ur presents and none on hers =P

she's 4 yrs younger than me - weird story - she was due the same day as me but was delayed for some reason - dont know about my cousins - and i have a cousin with bday right before mine lol, the day before, my nephew (cousin's son) bday is a day after my sister's haha

but all are years apart but around the same time of year, crazy