Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer?

[Scott]

Okay, first off, I will ask a dumb question and you will answer with a dumb answer. Then you ask a stupid question for the next poster, and that person will then post another answer/question.

Example:

Post 1
Q: How do Pokemon fit into their balls?

Post 2
A: Because we've got the biggest balls of all.
Q: Where do babies come from?

Post 3
A: They come from your mom.
Q: Why does spicy food ruin your next bathroom break?

Then another answer/question. Okay, here goes!


How does gravity work?

[FattaT]

A: It works like everyone else.
Q: What time is it?

[lonewolfxix]

What ever time you want it to be.

What does an alien taste like?

[FattaT]

Like a human

Why do cats like fish yet hate water?

[Scott]

75:182 bc.

How little water is on earth?

[LiNuX]

lol nice thread, i like it

answer: as much as you can fit in your kidney.

question: when u fax something why does the paper come back to you, does it mean it failed to send?

[lonewolfxix]

Answer: The person couldn't read your handwriting so he wants you to rewrite it.

Question: Why can't I think of a question?

[LiNuX]

because you are thinking too hard to find the answer

why is the wii spelled that way and not the wee?

[lonewolfxix]

Because they really wanted people to say "WHY?!" as in "Why the hell did they change it from REVOLUTION to WII?!"

Why are oranges orange?

[LiNuX]

cuz its the offspring of tomatoes and yellow mangoes - turned to orange

why doesnt it ever rain on a day with a clear sky?