Fun fact about marriage

[Jokersvirus]

So me and my brother were discussing hookers, im not sure what bought it up but what he said made logical sense and I will explain it.

He said to me, marriage is like prostitution, and here's why after being marriage for a few years or so the only way the guy will get sex is by spending money on his wife, dinner and a movie, a phat diamond necklace, anything that involves some money, twilight, fail.

and to be clear the definition, not word for word, of prostitution is: goods or service given in return for sexual favors or acts.

So by that we know that by giving someone money, or service such as giving them a ride, and getting in return sex is illegal by definition.

So by husbands having to take their wives out, not saying its a bad thing if its a special date or anything, spending money on them and after hours of waiting they get sexual intercourse.

So by reason marriage after a certain amount of years becomes illegal >.>

[HamadaLFC8]

LOL that actually does make sense haha so eventually one day my wife could be called a prostitute ? >.< damn

[Muffincat]

Right.... of course girls will only sleep with you if you buy them expensive things. And of course they never buy anything for their husbands. Oh stereotypes <3

I think you're missing the entire point of what marriage is supposed to actually be about

In any case, this certainly isn't a new thought @_@

edit: My joke could be misinterpreted to be an attack <3

In any case, sorry, but I don't find sexism funny <3

and sub: I find the topic inflammatory in itself. Joke or not, it's still offensive.

[Subb]

whoaaa isnt that an argumentative and inflamatory post right there.

On topic tho its meant as a joke n its kinda funny

[LemonRising]

I really hope I'm not like that when I get married lolllll Don't think I will be. I'd kick my own balls if I do.

interesting view hawhaw

[EpsilonX]

prostitution isn't paying for sex, its paying for them to leave when you're done

[Muffincat]

prostitution isn't paying for sex, its paying for them to leave when you're done

This is fantastic. XD +rep

[LiNuX]

Comparing prostitution to marriage is just a terrible way to put it. You'd have to know what prostitution is first and from the explanations in the first post, even though some of it may be true, it's still very wrong.

And pointing to this to just females is just "wronger" and sexist. You have plenty of guys that marry for money and then get turned on when the wife buys him a car.

Either way, keep this topic non-offensive or I will close it and move it where no one can access it.

[Jokersvirus]

Comparing prostitution to marriage is just a terrible way to put it. You'd have to know what prostitution is first and from the explanations in the first post, even though some of it may be true, it's still very wrong.

And pointing to this to just females is just "wronger" and sexist. You have plenty of guys that marry for money and then get turned on when the wife buys him a car.

Either way, keep this topic non-offensive or I will close it and move it where no one can access it.

Its not meant to be offensive its a joke.

This world is too tight up anymore cant even make a simple joke without getting judged. We need to get away from that.

[LiNuX]

Its not meant to be offensive its a joke.

Lots of jokes can be offensive and clearly some people have taken offense to this thread. It's not only this thread, it goes for every topic out there.

I bet the Boston Tea Party was meant to be a joke too...it was just looked at another way.