Haha but my temp pc right now is along these lines...
Intel Celeron 700 (lame, you can buy these chips cheaper than a pack of dorritos.)
384mb of PC100 RAM (yeah.. like 3 packs of dorritos lol)
10Gb harddrive (have i mentioned dorritos?)
32mb graphics card (i bought this for about the price of a steak 3 years ago, I expect I may get a pack of dorritos for it now )