DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF ... fail

[jango]

Secret santa with school friends last year.
A big sparkly bag. With sparkly glitter things on top. Excitedly i yank out the sparkly things to reveal the presents;
a small bag of flour
jelly
angel delight
broth mix
raisin mix
smash
a dish scrubber
oreos
and some other things.

At the time, i thought it was hillarious. What an interesting/unusual gift. Later that night... i realised i didn't like that type of jelly, i hate angel delight, i don't like oreos, don't like smash, couldn't see me making a broth or a rasin cake. So... yeah.... the only useful things were the flour and the plate scrubber (which died after 3 weeks....)

:s

lmfao .. that's epic .. I think by way as compensation I'll give you some +rep for making me chuckle