The last person to post in this thread wins.

[Jasperking]

i have just been punked!

[Scott]

A man with a big, round, orange head walks into a bar. He takes a seat, and the bartender comes over to him and asks, "Hey, why do you have a big, round, orange head?"

And the man the with the big, round, orange head replies, "Well, its a long story." The bartender replies, "I'm not leaving anytime soon. Go ahead."

And so the man with the big, round, orang head explains, "It all began just yesterday morning. I was wondering down the beach, when I spot something golden in the seat. I pick it up and it looks like one of those magic genie lamps. I was just curious, so I went ahead and rubbed it, and a genie came out! And the genie says he'll grant me three wishes."

"Wow, that's amazing. What did you wish for?" asks the bartender.

The man with the big, round, orange head replies, "First, I wished for all the money in the world. The genie nodded his head, and just like that, I was the richest man in the world. I bought the best house money could buy, the best cars, boats, food, and everything I could possibly imagine."

"What about your second wish?"

"For my second wish, I asked the genie for the most beautiful woman in the world, who would love me like I deserved to be loved. He nodded his head and this gorgeous brunette appeared before me, and we got married not ten minutes after we met."

"That's great, but it still doesn't explain your present condition. What about your third wish?"

"Well, here's the thing, and this is where I think I went really wrong. For my third wish, I wished for a big, round, orange head."

[Jasperking]

0.0 do you copy and paste all this from a random site or do u have it stored somewhere lol

[Scott]

0.0 do you copy and paste all this from a random site or do u have it stored somewhere lol

Most is copied buit I do find some stuff. I used to get it from my old forum but the person that posted it all went to another forum so I still copy his threads from another forum lol

[Blackbird]

Well, seem like I'm winning

[Scott]

Well, seem like I'm winning

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[Blackbird]

Omg, yeah yeah

[Scott]

From U2's Vertigo:

Hello, hello... (Hola)
I'm at a place called Vertigo (d?nde est?s?)
Lights go down and all I know
That you give me something...
I can feel your love teaching me how
Your love is teaching me how to kneel, kneel

Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
YEAH,
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah, yeah,
yeah, YEEEAAAAH!

[LiNuX]

wow scott, u sure are bored, unless u copied and pasted all the color codes lol

[Scott]

wow scott, u sure are bored, unless u copied and pasted all the color codes lol

Yeah I got nothing to do right now. I have played the 360 and watched CSI. Nothing else to do but post and try to take over the arcade....

U2 Beautiful Day:

The heart is a bloom
Shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room
No space to rent in this town

You're out of luck
And the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck
And you're not moving anywhere

You thought you'd found a friend
To take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand
In return for grace

It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away

You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination

You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you

It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

See the world in green and blue
See China right in front of you
See the canyons broken by cloud
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
See the Bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light
And see the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colors came out

It was a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case


What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
Don't need it now
Was a beautiful day

I'm listening to it right now...