Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Samus-Fan]

And the hunter became the hunted, mounted on a wall.

I wish I had a couple more hours to each day, that didn't include school.

[Jaykub]

Granted but you have to do yard work in those hours.

I wish I was smoking more cigarettes -.-

[Slay]

Granted! You now smoke 20 packs a day, well, technically, you only smoked 20 for one day, because you died, from cancer.

I wish I had mo' money.

[ROFLBRYCE]

Granted. You have just recieved 5 million in counterfeit bills, and are now in prison for 2 full life terms.

I wish my Xbox would connect to Xbox Live..

[Slay]

Granted, but you are banned for team killing.

I wish I had more 360 controllers. :P

[ROFLBRYCE]

Granted, the thumbsticks are all broken.

I wish my router worked properly.

[Slay]

Granted! (Somehow, ) your bandwith is at 0, and you neighbors have free wireless!

I wish gamestop let me take stuff there for free. :3

[ROFLBRYCE]

Granted! You get every defected/broken game, controller and system for free.

I wish it was summer outside

[paecmaker]

granted, it has not rained for months and its 40celsius(104 fahrenheit) in the shadows, and your neighburhood is turning into a desert. Except your "mean" neighbur who got a swimmingpool and green grass but is so mean that no one is allowed to use it.

[ROFLBRYCE]

granted, it has not rained for months and its 40celsius(104 fahrenheit) in the shadows, and your neighburhood is turning into a desert. Except your "mean" neighbur who got a swimmingpool and green grass but is so mean that no one is allowed to use it.

You forgot to make a wish of your own!