Are We Really Having The Zombie Apocalypse?

[Jaykub]

You all know what the thread is about now. I'm going to make a large list.

1. Zombie Apocalypse in Miami: Naked Man Killed By Police After Eating Face of Victim - The Hollywood Gossip

2. New Jersey man throws intestines at cops after repeatedly stabbing himself | Fox News

3. Report: Maryland man eats roommate's heart, brain, second zombie-like cannibal attack within a week

4. Woman beheads infant son, eats part of its brain, toes- Kingsport Times-News

5. Kittens bitten strangled: Man bites lips off one kitten and strangles another. - Orlando Sentinel

6. Florida Doctor Spits Blood In State Trooper's Face | Breaking News for Black America

7. http://www.newstrackindia.com/newsde...ate-them-.html

8. Naked Man Attacks, Bites Grandfather In Florida | digtriad.com


9. High on bath salts, Utica woman says: I want to - Times Union

[LiNuX]

Interesting. Especially the story about the guy eating someone's face. Guess we need to keep an eye on things for the next few months and see where it goes.

[thedeparted]

Time to buy a zombie survival guide

[paecmaker]

About the guy eating the other guy pcp(angel dust) seems to be a suspect.

"Occasionally, this leads to bizarre acts of violence, such as in the case of Big Lurch, former Texan Rapper who claimed his room mate was the devil and ate part of her lung."(sounds familiar)


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But in case if Im wrong, *takes up a shotgun*

[LemonRising]

They said it had to do with coke but it does remind me of cases with pcp. As for the other stories.. I don't even know. They're all bizarre and its weird that they're all in the same area.
Honestly though.. I'm gonna go buy a knife. A big one. Maybe a few smaller ones too.

[thedeparted]

About the guy eating the other guy pcp(angel dust) seems to be a suspect.

"Occasionally, this leads to bizarre acts of violence, such as in the case of Big Lurch, former Texan Rapper who claimed his room mate was the devil and ate part of her lung."(sounds familiar)


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But in case if Im wrong, *takes up a shotgun*

lol at eating part of the lung.wonder what lung tastes like

[paecmaker]

Honestly though.. I'm gonna go buy a knife. A big one. Maybe a few smaller ones too.

heck, go for an axe, its more effective

[Mordry]

Personally I think these News are just something like this:

2012 - Theory: Zombie Apocalpyse

We just give out News about Stuff that happens every day in the world and get a lot of attention for it.


But I think I'll keep an eye out for News like those, you can never be too careful.
Well if it's going to be a Zombie Apocalpyse: I think we'll play Left 4 Dead in Real-Life soon (if it'd even come to Germany).

[Hyper_Reality]

Anyone else notice the huge belly on the "face-eating zombie" in the video? It must be a Boomer!!!

[BlackEyedJester]

Holy ****....
This is just... wow.

Though I recommend getting some sort of Firearm or a BIG Knife...

This is actually interesting... if this actually happens... wow.