Are We Really Having The Zombie Apocalypse?

[Slay]

Somehow reminded me of this, xD

[Synge]

I called it:

Hahaha, Echo, you're persistent.

Since we're offering up conspiracy theories, I've got one of my own:

It was planned. Osama wanted to be killed. Why? Because they planted a dormant parasite in his brain, that once he was dead, would activate and turn him into a zombie.. They're starting the Zombie Apocalypse. It's the ultimate terror attack. Zombie Bin Laden and his zombie terrorist minions. It's only a matter of time before they resurrect Hitler and then we've got Nazi Zombies. I for one won't sit around and wait for my gruesome Nazi Terroist Zombie-y death, I'm grabbin Woody Harrelson, stockin up on Twinkies and we're haulin ass to Pacific Play Land.

It's no coincidence that this is all happening around the CDC. Bin Laden wasn't dumped into the sea. He was taken to the CDC to be analyzed but something went terribly wrong and for the past year they've been attempting to contain the parasite. They're failing.

[Trunks]

I called it:




It's no coincidence that this is all happening around the CDC. Bin Laden wasn't dumped into the sea. He was taken to the CDC to be analyzed but something went terribly wrong and for the past year they've been attempting to contain the parasite. They're failing.

LoL WuT?

[xLykos]

No. Just... No...

[egg-whites333]

This is scary im glad my family are all redneckks

[TheMangler187]

Someone obviously just found a Zombie Note and is using it to turn people into zombies. He's just testing it at the moment...

[GrandMaster]

I swear I heard what sounded like a zombie moaning the other day, 4 real I'm prepped every night XD

[egg-whites333]

Someone obviously just found a Zombie Note and is using it to turn people into zombies. He's just testing it at the moment...

XD i love when people make death note refernces i will never do crime i cant be a zombie

[Trunks]

If anyone wanted to know the real story, the guy was high on bath salts and a new form of LSD. He was walking down the street trippin ballz, found a homeless guy sleeping started eating his face. Police came, he was still trippin ballz, they shot him, he was trippin ballz so much that he didn't even notice. So the police shot him 6 more times, and then he died. LSD, especially a new form, can easily give someone super human strength. The homeless guy is still alive, but in critical condition, he's missing like 70% of his face though.

[Slay]

If anyone wanted to know the real story, the guy was high on bath salts and a new form of LSD. He was walking down the street trippin ballz, found a homeless guy sleeping started eating his face. Police came, he was still trippin ballz, they shot him, he was trippin ballz so much that he didn't even notice. So the police shot him 6 more times, and then he died. LSD, especially a new form, can easily give someone super human strength. The homeless guy is still alive, but in critical condition, he's missing like 70% of his face though.

In Port Orange, FL, it was crack, at school he was mental. Different story different place.