I just gave my boss a Japanese Porn DVD on accident

[H0M3GROWN]

Oh damn

I brought in a couple of books for her as today is my last day, so I hand them to her, and she just stares at them and asks, "Is there any reason why you're giving this to me?" I say, "Well you're the only one I know who would like that stuff."

Then she shows me the Japanese porn DVD with some hairy crotched chick sticking 4 fingers in her cooch on the cover. The DVD was stuck in between the books. The worst/best thing about it is that my boss is a lesbian.

Gawd.

I had actually gotten the dvd from my roommate and it was crap, so I just stuck it in my room months ago and forgot about it.

*Crawls in hole and dies*

[Scott]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Did she keep it?

[Riku-Nara]

ewwwwwwwwwww.
i'm ashamed to know this, but the term for that is futunari.
amd, my dear sir, you are probably the unluckiest dude i've ever known.
but, that is, quite, quite funny.
*goes un corner and laughs his head off*

[H0M3GROWN]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Did she keep it?

You bet she did. No amount of batteries can replace a man.

[Mr Cool]

I don't know her that well, but she seems like she'd be fairly cool about it. Must be pretty embarrassing.

[Scott]

You bet she did. No amount of batteries can replace a man.

OMG Really? she kept it?

[FattaT]

haha, sounds like something out of an American teen movie.

[H0M3GROWN]

I don't know her that well, but she seems like she'd be fairly cool about it. Must be pretty embarrassing.

She was cool about it, thank God. Funny thing was that I had my farewell party 5 minutes after that and it was a bit uncomfortable in that I couldn't look at her or hardly speak without laughing.

And no, she didn't keep it. It was a ****ty DVD anyway.

[Scott]

And no, she didn't keep it. It was a ****ty DVD anyway.

That's too bad. She'd have something to remember you by.

[Monkeyboy]

Fail because you didnt say "oh how did that get in there?" and then wink