n00b (No, no this is a webcomic)

[rebootblue]

Before I start asking the forum for joke ideas...(believe me I'll need them)

I've decided to post this. Beware as at the start I wasn't really trying to make a good comic, but some people told me my jokes were kinda good so I'm taking it seriously...OH YEA! THE AD!

Feeling maddeningly scared by the banner? Does it make you feel as though a ninja is hiding under your desk ready to kill you at a moment's notice? That's my partner, Green, telling you that you need to read this comic if you want to keep your left foot.

Does that banner make you Xbox players want to convert? That's because Jesus is telling you to worship him so you'll stop calling him a hacker when he pwns you on Halo 3.

Do you like mindless violence and gaming? Were you terrified by the fairy in Phantom Hourglass (Reminisint pains...oh the PAIN!)? Then this comic is for you! Welcome to the world of Microsoft haters, and a Jesus who plays Xbox (see why no one likes him yet?). A ninja in the hall, a gorilla in the closet, pirate in the bathtub, Viking in the kitchen, a teenage girl and her pet Wizard (Carl), and best of all: Two roommate gamers who have to put up with all this crap in their house as well as Jesus Christ playing Xbox in his room, because he's their room mate too you see?

Made by Blue, because well...it was the style at the time!

If you like it then I request that you vote for it. Go to just plain rebootentertainment.net and go to the bottom to vote for it. I update wednesdays...at least that's usually the case. Reading incentive:

2 comics! One by me and one by my literally ninja partner.



If anyone feels offended by these comics then you are either emo, or a non-gamer. Seriously. No emos. We hate them. We mock them.

If you want me to take the second comic down (I mean it's got LANGUAGE! I mean ENGLISH? How rude!) pm me. I don't know the swear policies of this forum too well. I know commenting it isn't allowed but images and comics are a little different sometimes. So yea...

[Samus-Fan]

I don't get them.
I think you should continue making them, I would love to read them, but I'm a huge gamer and I don't get the funny-ness of them.

Read my rant if you want...if you don't, then don't use the spoiler.

 

Also, about emos, why do you hate them? There isn't anything wrong with them, all they are, are people who are emotional and take their distress on themselves.
If you are stero-typing a emo as someone who cuts their wrist, then that's not right.

[rukisuto]

I'm sorry, but I don't really get them either ^^;

[MacQuarie]

I get the first one. About if one emo makes a crappy poem, 10,000 others are gonna cut paste it to their msn or their blog or carve it in their arm.

[Riku-Nara]

@macquarie
No. Emos cut themselves. And ctrl + x is the key command for cutting text.
and i only get the second one if ff11 is expensive.
I've got no idea how much it cost.

[rebootblue]

i only get the second one if ff11 is expensive.
I've got no idea how much it cost.

The second one is only understandable if you know that Geoff hates all the Final Fantasy games except 1.

EDIT: I'm also glad someone got the emo joke. I have to explain it to a lot of people.

[Jaykub]

I find all the jokes un readable and not funny but one

[Samus-Fan]

The second one is only understandable if you know that Geoff hates all the Final Fantasy games except 1.

EDIT: I'm also glad someone got the emo joke. I have to explain it to a lot of people.

You can't really have a webcomic with inside jokes, it doesn't really work that way.

I was reading the ones on your site.
I found them to be (Religion-ist?) Making fun of Jesus and all.

[Jaykub]

Making fun of Jesus and all.

Its making me very mad.

[LemonRising]

I think you're trying to hard to be offensive.