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    When children go to sleep, they check their closet for the boogeyman. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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    OMG CHUCK NORRIS JOKES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND!


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    OMG.
    I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES.
    The only thing that comes even close to as good as these is Rick Rolling.
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    Chuck Norris jokes can be really funny when done right... lol.

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    they were going to make a chuck norris toilet, but it wouldn't work because chuck norris doesn't take **** from anyone.

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    When Chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

    Cloning was outlawed because of the possibility that one Chuck norris roundhouse kick would meet another, causing the end of the universe.

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    Chuck norris invented all of the colors except for pink

    tom cruise invented that one.

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    You know, now that people around here have been doing those less, I've liked them more.

    When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it shatters because even the glass isn't stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

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    In the 2008 Presidential Election, nobody voted for Barack Obama.

    just Chuck Norris.

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    I'd say how I feel about them, but that would violate the policies of this forum.

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