the drug dog

[smashboy]

has anyone noticed this forum holds the majority of my posts?
anyway:
There's a stewardess on a plane. she's walking down the aisleway, when she sees a man with a dog on the seat next to him. "sir, dogs aren't allowed on the plane" she says. the man replies "this isn't a regular dog, this is a drug dog. If there's any drugs any place, he can find it."
"I'm gonna need proof of that sir." so the man claps his hands twice, and the dog runs over to a lady with a yellow purse, sniffs her, runs back to the seat and barks twice. "what does that mean?" says the stewardess. "it means that lady has pot in her purse. we'll arrest her when the plane lands."
"that's amazing! can you do it again?" the man claps his hands, the dog runs off, sniffs a man with a brief-case, runs back to the seat, and barks three times. "what does that mean?" "that means that man has crack in his suitcase. we'll arrest him when the plane lands." "show me that one more time!" the man claps his hands, the dog sniffs a man with a thick suit, runs back to the seat and craps right on it. "what does that mean?"
"that means that that man has a BOMB on this plane!"

[Samus-Fan]

XD
That's kinda funny, but in a way dumb.
And I have posted a couple jokes in here.
I just don't hear good ones all the time.

[rebootblue]

The setup was good, but all in all it wasn't that funny. I kinda laughed, but it could've been better. Post more maybe you'll get me.

MAYBE!