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Funny Funny
A boy goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, is god a boy or a girl?"
"Honey, he is both."
Later he approaches his father and asks, "Dad, is god black or white?"
"Son, he is both."
At the dinner table that afternoon, the kid says, "Mom,dad, is Michael Jackson god?
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hi! Eric's answering machine is currently broken. this is his refrigerator. please speak very slowly and ill attempt to stick your message to myself with a magnet
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Nice lol kinda stupid but still got a little laugh outta me
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haha, MJ jokes are always funny!
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Yeah, I agree. If you tell them right.
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Old, but still good 
As long it's not another Chuck Norris joke I'm good...
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I agree, Chuck Norris jokes are just stupid. [Swears at Chuck Norris]
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hi! Eric's answering machine is currently broken. this is his refrigerator. please speak very slowly and ill attempt to stick your message to myself with a magnet
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There are a lot of Michael Jackson and Chuck Norris jokes. The Michael Jasckson ones don't get old as fast though. Nobody wants to hear about Chuck Norris.
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thats cuz chuck is old news now, he died in that movie once i remember but then somehow he came back to life, kinda retarded, i crack on MJ from time to time lol
sad story: his bday is the same day as mine lol
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