Chuck Norris Jokes [Because You F-ing love them]

[DirtyTrashyHot]

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

4. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

6. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

7. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

8. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

9. "Chuck Norris says it sings like a girl and looks like a girl then if must be Justin Bieber."

10. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Anyone else have any good ones?

[Subb]

Hey there was already a chuck norris thread. heres the link.
Chuck Norris Jokes - Gamers Forum

[DirtyTrashyHot]

Saweeet! I'm on my way...now.

[LiNuX]

I heard most of them and still fun. So many Chuck Norris jokes out there. Justin Bieber was a first for me...I think many people say that. I actually thought that the singer was a girl for a while until my sister pointed it out one day while listening to the radio in the car.