*-Christmas Crackers-*

[TinyGlassKnives]

_.~' MERRY CHRISTMAS '~._

Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?

A. A stick



Q. How do you make a jacket last?

A. Make the trousers first

Just some words of the wise for yeah... It has been many moons from the last time I've actually witnessed a single snowflake drop in Texas o.O. *Sadface*

[insert_cliche_here]

Lol, getting a boomerang to come back is quite hard. Just in case anyone was wondering

[TinyGlassKnives]

It actually sounds really easy, ... but then you try it :P lol

[LemonRising]

I gave up trying to boomerrarangnrang when I was 7.

NEVER AGAIN.

[Jayhmmz]

I threw a boomerang away when I was 7, and it never came ba... *THUD* AAAAH YA *****ER!

[Ilyich Valken]

Despite what you'd think.. most boomerangs you buy in the store.. aren't really boomerangs. They don't work like they should/

[insert_cliche_here]

That is true. It's just tourist stuff. You're meant to put them on your wall not try and kill kangeroos with them. Anyway. Jokes are good

[Charlotte]

Despite what you'd think.. most boomerangs you buy in the store.. aren't really boomerangs. They don't work like they should/

Nah not really. But surely there is the primitive boomerangs from Australia is surely gonna work better.