iPod vs. Zune vs. Other MP3 player

[BlackCain]

The hell is a Zune does it make toast as well as play music?

I've never had any kind of music playee device, apart from a sterio.
I kinda want an I-pod, but music just bores me after a while... A pathetic little band of people trying to make people listen to them, hear their message, but putting words that rhyme together? When in the end, what they sing about doesn't make a jot of difference anyway?
I just don't get the whole blood sucking industry...